Fantasy Unlimited

Ayesha and Huzaifa Adnan took their two pet slaves to the local mosque as usual for their Khabadami breakfast.

Ayesha: “So what shall we do this afternoon my husband?”

Huzaifa: “We could take our pets for exercise but if we drive there then the walk must be longer than the drive and bugger that for a game of Crusaders!”

Ayesha: “Are all the cafes and pubs shut?”

Huzaifa: “At least until Eid al-Adha! No footie..no camel racing. Even the Salah al-Din Arms are shut.”

Ayesha” “What about that new sex shop? I saw it advertised on the internet on CruxForums and it is open because it sell essential items.”

Huzaifa: “What is CruxForums my little desert flower?”

Ayesha: “A place where Christian virgins are regularly crucified.”

Huzaifa: “Then may Allah bless that place a thousand times over. We will make our way to the sex shop.”

At the sex shop Shuri and Sakura soon spot the dressing up outfits.

Shuri: “Oh please please master can I have a French maid’s outfit? I will be a very very good slave for you.”

Sakura: “I will be very good slave also dear master..please can I have this one?”

Huzaifa takes out his wallet. His wife looks at him.

“Those two have you wrapped around their little fingers!”